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Chess is evil, and I have proof. WARNING: This essay is for adults only - please send
the children to their rooms before reading. The below facts represent the distilled wisdom of
over 33 years of chess traveling, both in and out of body. You have been warned...
1. The Sign of The Beast - 666. Take the following chess position. White to move.
(Diagram)
FEN - 8/8/5p2/2k5/r7/P2K4/5R2/8 w - - 0 1
TEXT - wKd3,Rf2,Pa3/bKc5,Ra4,Pf6
White moves, Rxf6. Looks like a perfectly normal move, doesn't it? HOWEVER, when you
convert the move to ICCF Numeric
Notation, it becomes 6266. In old English usage, we always drop the
"2". Thusly, we are left with "666" which is the sign of the beast. There are thousands
of different variations on this same theme. Once you understand THE SECRET CHESS CODE, that
which was once complex becomes easy.
2. Chess was responsible for 9/11. The pundits believe that a Queen is worth 9 value points, in relation
to the other Pawns and Pieces. Therefore, if you had a position where a Queen was fighting against
2 Pawns (which are valued at 1 point each), THE SECRET CHESS CODE would tell you that the result would be 9-1-1.
Study it, and meditate upon it. It explains a lot of things.
3. The Chessboard itself is evil. It contains 64 squares. If you play the Beatles song, "When I'm Sixty Four"
forward (no need to play it backwards!) you will hear the influence of THE SECRET CHESS CODE.
"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm
sixty-four?" Enough said.
4. Chess books predict the future. THE BLUE BOOK OF CHESS by Howard Staunton and "Modern Authorities" 1910 Revised Edition, for example, predicts the following events: UFO's, The death of Elvis, The assassinations of JFK, MLK, Jr.,
and RFK, The New World Order, The rise of GW Bush, and many other notable events. Although originally written to
provide a cover for the later "PROJECT BLUE BOOK" by the US Air Force, by using THE SECRET CHESS CODE we can find,
on almost any page, predictions to help us understand the near past, and the future. Email me for formula details.
The book given as an example is a particularly evil/complicated one. Beware when buying any chess books.
5. Time travel is possible in chess. Have you ever found yourself playing over the board, in time trouble?
Have you ever wished that you could reverse the ticking trend, go back in time? Come on, admit it. You have
both wished you could go back in time and also wished that you could go forward in time, to see the final
result of the game. This is an effect of THE SECRET CHESS CODE, which causes such urges in our lives. Harness
this power, and you will dominate the tournament. Neglect it, and you will be crushed.
6. The Roswell aliens were chess players. They crashed in New Mexico and died. However, one of them lived long
enough to discuss chess theory with a well-known Grandmaster, who was flown in from
Jersey. The alien in question also gave THE SECRET CHESS CODE to humans, for the first time. This is all documented in secret
government documents, which have recently been declassified and released under the Freedom of Information Act. Since this incident,
which happened in the late 1940's, chess theory has grown by leaps and bounds.
7. Chess masters regularly communicate
with the dead. Using THE SECRET CHESS CODE, and game scores, masters
regularly communicate with deceased masters. Not only that, but chess
coaches also recommend these dark-art techniques to their students, some of
whom are minors. To top it all off, the masters regularly recommend this way
of study in their analysis of games in print and web publications. This is
the secret order, or one world government, in action. Beware - chess masters
practice evil ceremonies regularly.
8. Chess causes madness. Almost every
film you see, every book you read, etc. constantly harps on this theme. This is
really a sophisticated disinformation program, sponsored by governments
everywhere, to get the general public used to the idea that chess is mainly
for harmless people who are mad to begin with. Once the truth is known,
using THE SECRET CHESS CODE, its more sinister elements can be related to
everyday life. Chess controls us, and the world. Since chess was introduced
by aliens to begin with, it is a plot to wash our brains into apathy, and
thereby win the battle for our souls. Beware of the brain washers. Keep your
brain matter untainted and strong. Don't respond to overt chess propaganda
or little chess tricks.
If you are seriously interested in exploring THE SECRET CHESS CODE, I invite you to order my course, "UNDERSTANDING
THE SECRET CHESS CODE IN JUST 12 EASY LESSONS" for $139.50 - you will not regret doing so. It comes with a full, complete,
money-back refund, if you are not satisfied. You just have to answer 120 advanced SECRET CHESS CODE questions, completely and accurately, to obtain a full refund. All of the answers to the refund questions are contained in either the course
itself, OR, in chess literature from the past 400 years. I aim to please.
Remember, chess is evil, and I can prove it.
This piece is my tribute to conspiracy
cranks everywhere. May every rock you pick up contain some kind of
conspiracy beneath it...
John C. Knudsen is a Senior International Master (SIM) of correspondence chess.
He is also the founder of CORRESPONDENCECHESS.COM (1996) and the Editor of this
syndicated article feed.
Copyright 2005 by John C. Knudsen, all rights reserved. Visit CC.COM at
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